elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
AU - “I could ask you the same question, Doctor.”
└The Doctor runs into Sally Sparrow on a trip to the roaring twenties.THE GODS OF FANDOM HAVE SMILED ON ME TODAY
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
if you woke me up ‘just to say goodnight’ i would probably kick you in the face tbh
If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
